Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
Travelling can be exhausting. I'll often clock up serious miles on foot exploring the sex scenes in various cities around the world. As well as a good beer and local cuisine, I often seek out a Nuru Massage near me to wind down after a long day.
You've seen Dusk Till Dawn, right? Remember the "We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, silk pussy!" guy? That's what was running through my head when I saw the smorgasbord of naked whores from around the world as I wanted into the main club area of FKK Artemis.
