Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
Since the late 1800s, the seaside resort of Blackpool has welcomed millions of holidaymakers from Britain and abroad. Many of whom seeking an affordable...
