Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
Whether travelling with my full-time job or on the road researching the sleaziest corners of the world for my world sex guide, I spend a lot of time on the move. But don't worry, I rarely spend a lonely night alone in my hotel rooms.
Whether it's fucking shemales in a former government lab or getting your cock sucked in a private cinema where the featured flick is hardcore porn, these establishments will give you a range of unique and kinky memories you won't forget!
Travelling can be exhausting. I'll often clock up serious miles on foot exploring the sex scenes in various cities around the world. As well as a good beer and local cuisine, I often seek out a Nuru Massage near me to wind down after a long day.