I’d fucked two pornstars in a bukkake orgy on Monday, been balls deep in a creampie gangbang on Wednesday, and spit-roasted a ladyboy on Thursday.
It wasn’t even the weekend yet, and I was already screaming out “rule Britannia” as I fucked and “Britannia rules the waves” as I emptied my balls deep into a transsexual’s ass.
In the past, Brits have had a stereotype of being prudish when discussing the dirty topic of British sex. Well, it’s now 2022. Times have changed, old chap!
“From local sluts looking for casual NSA fun to professional whores looking to rock your world for a few pounds, the UK has an enormous range of sex available.”
The UK is genuinely an underrated sex tour gem in Europe. Ok, it’s not as cheap as places like Thailand, The Philippines, or South America, especially in 2022!
But the price difference is worth it when you take in the convenience of an English-speaking country with good infrastructure.
Whether you’re a Brit looking to uncover the seedier side of your homeland or planning to visit Blighty for a naughty adventure, this guide will be an invaluable addition to your journey!
What Are British Girls Like?
British women get an unfair rating compared to some of their European neighbours. If you visit the UK, you’ll know that there are more than a few drop-dead gorgeous women to explore here.
But yes, there is the classic rough and ready British Chav type. But don’t judge; some of us might be into that!
British women can be anywhere from classy and sophisticated to downright crass. It depends on the type of place you go to.
Expect a lot of promiscuity, audacity, and open-minded sexual attitudes.
The Victorian era is well and truly dead. The girls here don’t “lay back and think of England” anymore. They’re more likely thinking about how much cum you’re going to dump.
Despite its relatively small size, the UK is a very multicultural place.
From international students looking to play away from home and foreign workers to Thai Ladyboys and Brazillian seductresses working in the better-paying British escort scene, there is something for everyone here, especially in the big towns and cities.
What’s The Best Hookup App In The UK?
The UK is a horny nation, and there’s a lot of variety when finding casual sex online. But some are far superior to others.
In my experience, free apps like Tinder and Badoo are time-consuming to navigate through the time wasters and girls looking for a serious relationship.
Limited on time? Most experienced kinksters will recommend that you use a premium hookup app like the tried-and-tested Adult Friend Finder or the infamous Ashley Madison.
There’s a membership fee, but this means a higher quality of members who are serious about hooking up for a wild fuck.
Plus, it has millions of members, so you’re bound to find a horny sex partner wherever you go in the UK.
Types of Sex Available in the UK
From local sluts looking for casual NSA fun to professional whores looking to rock your world for a few pounds, the UK has an enormous range of sex available.
In the following section, after this, I’ll show you some of the most popular places to meet all five types.
Note: All prices are in Great British Pound (GBP)
Amateur Sluts & Slags
Seriously, there is enough non-paid pus on offer in the UK that you could make a sticky conquest across the entire country without handing over any pounds to working girls.
From horny university students to sex-starved British MILFs, you can freely explore the non-paid sex scene by meeting them online or in person.
To hook up in person, I suggest bars and clubs in the UK. They’re packed with promiscuous girls who aren’t shy about their intentions.
“These erotic saunas feature leisure facilities combined with sprawling play areas with orgy rooms, Gloryholes, fetish dungeons, and more.”
But of course, nothing is guaranteed, so I prefer to go online to meet non-working girls in the UK. It’s just so much easier, and the sex is always better!
Adult Friend Finder is a popular sex site in the UK full of sexually open-minded girls looking to fuck. You can see their kinks, likes, and dislikes and take it from there.
Freelance Escorts in The UK
The British are a fiercely independent nation. Thankfully, this little island has a wide array of freelance escorts plying their trade online.
They’re also very easy to hookup with and can be found on a variety of completely free escorting or classified ads sites, such as:
- AdultWork is a timeless escort site that is free to use. Any freelance escort worth her salt is advertising her services here. Easy to navigate, view client feedback, and book an escort.
- Vivastreet is a classified ads site for everything from selling couches to advertising jobs. It also has a booming escort classified ads section for you to peruse. However, it doesn’t have user reviews, ratings, etc., so it doesn’t compare to Adultwork, but it is still a good backup option.
From merciless Femdom bitches to slutty (18+) teens, the escorting scene in the UK is far more varied than the country’s cuisine, that’s for sure!
Erotic Massages
Looking to unwind with beautiful women, copious amounts of baby oil, and toe-curling orgasms? Luckily, the UK has a lot of local erotic massages on offer.
In almost every city and town across the UK, one can find everything from a happy ending to an erotic Nuru massage.
Sometimes, like in Blackpool, the parlours are often clustered together to form legal red light districts and overwhelm you with erotic choices.
There are some great resources you can use to find a local erotic massage near you. I wrote a dedicated article on it, which you can check out here.
Local British Swingers
An often overlooked fact about Britain is that it has a booming swinging scene across the country.
From swinger clubs to private sex parties and sex hotels to Dogging, swinging is alive and well in Blighty, and it’s a scene that is just waiting for you to spread its legs and explore.
Streetwalking Hookers In British Red Light Districts
And last but by no means least is the thriving population of street-walking hookers that lurk on Britain’s streets from Sheil Road in Liverpool to the red light district in Leeds.
This option is always for the more hardcore mongers who like an adrenaline rush. It’s far from the safest or the most stress-free option and certainly isn’t for newbies.
If you want to explore the streetwalkers of Britain’s unofficial and official red-light districts, this British RLD guide will come in handy. But do so at your own risk.
Five Sexual Experiences You Should Try in The UK
From Land’s End to John O’Groat’s, there are many kinky experiences to try in Britain. But in my opinion, there are five you simply cannot miss. They are:
Dogging In The UK
Dogging is a sexual subculture born in the UK that sees groups of horny men, women, and Tgirls gather in car parks, nature reserves, and remote areas for wild, uninhibited sex.
Virtually every town and city in the UK has a local Dogging site (I recently wrote a guide on how to find them), and the kinky rewards they offer can be unrivalled.
The British Dogging scene can be hit-and-miss depending on the day you go. However, many horny women, couples and groups are increasingly advertising their plans online.
On the forums of popular adult hookup apps like Adult Friend Finder, you can find advertised Dogging meets of single women and couples looking to be used by random guys over the hood of their car.
Organized British Gangbangs
Experiencing a Bukkake orgy in Birmingham and a wild creampie gangbang in the heart of Wales were among some of my favourite British sex experiences.
Attending a British gangbang should be an experience any visitor to the country should experience. I’ve written to the tourist board about it, but I haven’t heard back…
From London to Wales and Birmingham to Scotland, the UK has no shortage of cock-hungry women looking to quench their lust with the cocks of multiple men and get paid for it.
If your visit to Britain coincides with a local gangbang event near you, don’t hesitate to attend. They’re cheap, wild, and an unforgettable British sex experience.
The Soho Walkups
Back in the day, Soho was a notoriously dangerous place of sex, sin, and vice. These days, it’s becoming increasingly gentrified but still clings on to the sleaze of old.
Soho Walkups are legal and characteristic brothels of the area. These Georgian-era apartments are hundreds of years old, and sex inside can be had for around £20.
The women inside are often either British or from Eastern Europe, and many are stunning.
The system works similar to Amsterdam. Walk up the stairs, see the girls, and choose one your like. Then, you pick your sexual services off a menu and get stuck in!
Sex & Swinging Clubs
I’ve already mentioned that the UK has a booming swinging scene. To cater to these sexually liberated adults is a thriving network of sex and swinging clubs.
Some of these swinging clubs come fully equipped with porn cinemas, BDSM dungeons, Gloryholes, and leisure facilities like swimming pools, saunas, and gyms.
Amongst the unique clubs are those that accommodate their horny guests overnight. For example, the Paradise Hotel in Blackpool is a dedicated sex hotel for swingers.
Single men are always welcome unless the event is couples-only, but I highly recommend you book your place in advance at British swinging clubs to avoid disappointment.
Erotic Transsexual Saunas
And for those who want to try a local shemale in the UK, I have some very good news for you. An expansive network of erotic saunas exists across Britain with regular TS events.
These saunas often cater for gay, bi and curious men but regularly hold dedicated events for shemales, crossdressers, transsexuals and their male admirers.
Like the swinger clubs, these erotic saunas feature leisure facilities combined with sprawling play areas with orgy rooms, Gloryholes, fetish dungeons, and more.
Of course, you don’t have to wander into a sex sauna to meet a nympho shemale in the UK. You can do it online through trans hookup and casual dating sites like Trans Fuckbook!
Tips & Tricks For Exploring The British Sex Scene
The United Kingdom is unique, and so are the British people. So to navigate the country and its sex scene successfully, you should know a few tips and tricks.
Know The Law & Abide By It
The UK has some weird laws. Regarding legality around the sex industry, Britain is kind of bipolar.
On the one hand, it’s becoming more tolerant by legalizing some areas as designated red-light districts. On the other hand, it can be completely Victorian in its attitude.
If you’re indulging in Dogging or perusing RLDs, make sure you know the law and abide by it. You really don’t want to come away with a criminal record as a souvenir.
Dress Well And Have a Good Sense of Humour
The British have a keen eye for fashion, and a good sense of humour will get you far. After all, this is the country that spawned the likes of Fawlty Towers, Only Fools And Horses, and Blackadder.
So leave your Crocs at home, look up what people are wearing in the UK right now, and look your best.
Also, look into what is popular in the UK at the time, from TV shows to current affairs. It’ll give you good conversation starters.
Be sharp, Especially In Big Cities
This may be a first-world country, but the UK is far from one of the safest countries. Especially in big cities and at night.
So, as with anywhere, stay alert and use common sense. As well as other major British cities, London has a particularly high robbery and violent crime rate (check stats).
I’ve personally had my phone snatched out of my hand there by moped thieves and almost been set up when visiting a potential hookup with a girl in South London.
Trust me, stay on your toes here. Here are some tips for staying safe in some of the UK’s biggest cities.
The Realm Of British Sex Is Waiting To Be Explored!
And so, we reach the end of our quintessential guide to the British sex scene.
From the Soho Walkups and UK gangbangs to British swingers clubs and Dogging, we’ve uncovered everything you need to know when exploring the sexual wonders of this ancient and kinky isle.
I sure hope it’s inspired you. If you have any questions or suggestions to improve this guide, feel free to comment below.
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