Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
The chance to fuck two pornstars in a giant orgy and cover them in cum for the price of a meal in a restaurant sounded like a pipe dream. This month, I was to happily discover it's a reality.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.
