Damn, it doesn’t feel like it’s been a year since my last visit to the premier British gangbang club in Birmingham: The Private Club!
My last visit saw me sidestepping puddles of cum in a wild Bukkake orgy that left my balls drained, which you can read in explicit detail here.
This well-run club is one with a difference, and the entrepreneurial owner, Glen, is always thinking of new ways to keep his clientele entertained and leaving with their balls empty.
”Inside was a blonde swinger who’d came along to the party with her boyfriend. While he had his cock balls-deep in a Brazilian slut on the gangbang beds, she was trying her best at pushing a huge black cock as far down her throat as she could.”
So when the friendly team at The Private Club invited me to come and check out the new things they’ve added to the club, how could I turn them down?
Today, I want to take you on a virtual tour of the new and improved Private Club in Birmingham and introduce you to some of the latest additions. Prepare yourself!
A ”Sex Festival” at Your Fingertips
Alan Patridge famously said, ”No, thanks! I don’t want to be part of your sex festival!” But I’m sure he’d change his mind after seeing the facilities that the Private Club has on the roof!
Why wait all year for a swinging festival in the UK or abroad when you can have it anytime in the UK instead? This is the idea behind the sprawling rooftop garden on top of the Private Club.
During my last visit, this exciting project was under construction but is now a thriving place for swingers, kinksters, and gangbang lovers to have some fun in the sun!
There’s a licensed bar with draft beer on tap, a smoking area, tonnes of outdoor seating, and a luxury hot tub to cool off in.
Oh, and if you don’t want to get sunburn on your exposed ass, then the club has you covered with its new horse box of sin!
Swinger’s Accommodation in a Former Brothel
Gangbang parties and swinging events are great, but some of the best take place in the late evening and run well into the early hours.
If you’re traveling to the Private Club from further afield, as many people often do, then a pricy hotel stay or a long trip home can really put a dampener on your debauchery.
At the back of The Private Club is a large block of rooms that was formerly a brothel, but quick-thinking Glen decided to acquire it and convert them into stylish rooms and make it something of a swinger’s hotel.
The rooms are brand new, affordable, and well-designed. They’re within the Private Club complex itself, meaning you don’t have to leave the premises to go back to your room, which is especially important if you’ve found a companion (or five) to take back with you.
Plus, the fact that the rooms used to be part of a huge brothel is an additional turn-on, don’t you think?
You can’t help but imagine what kind of lusty debauchery went on inside these rooms over the years as you add your own kinky stories for these swinging hotel rooms to tell!
The Horse Box of Sin
I’ve seen countless Youtube videos of people converting horseboxes into cool projects, but I’ve never seen one as innovative as what Glen has done at the Private Club!
A large horse trailer has been dramatically converted to include a terrace, bar, and hot tub, but it’s inside where the real magic happens!
The trailer has been split into two areas for group sex and voyeurism, complete with large screens playing hardcore porn to keep dicks hard and clits tingling.
This is an insanely good use of space, with voyeurs given the chance to take a seat above the orgy beds and have a bird’s eye view of the debauchery below.
Things can get pretty tight and hot in the horse box, so beware of unbridled nympho women reaching out for your cock when inside!
Between the two sections is a Gloryhole booth where one lucky inhabitant can service any swinging dick that pushes its way inside. Oh, and speaking of Gloryholes!
Birmingham Gloryholes (More of Them!)
I’m often asked about Gloryhole locations in the UK and where people can find a real-life Gloryhole to live out their porn fantasies with a cock-hungry woman on the other side of the wall.
Well, my recommendation was and is still the same; The Private Club! During my last visit to the club, I managed to pull myself away from the Bukkake gangbang mayhem to peek inside their small porn cinema, complete with Gloryholes in the wall.
Inside was a blonde swinger who’d come along to the party with her boyfriend. While he had his cock balls-deep in a Brazilian slut on the gangbang beds, she was trying her best at pushing a huge black cock as far down her throat as she could.
Now, there’s even more! So if you’re looking for a real Gloryhole experience in Birmingham, this is the place to find them!
The Ultimate Fake Taxi Experience
When you arrive at the roof garden of The Private Club, the first thing that catches your eye is the authentic Hackney Cab positioned in the middle of the outdoor party area.
You’ve all seen Fake Taxi, but the chance to actually fuck inside one is a sexual opportunity few people rarely experience. At the Private Club, this taxi’s doors are always unlocked!
From role-playing sex where a cock-hungry slut sucks off the ”cab driver” because she can’t afford the fare to first cum first served events with a girl spreading her legs on the back seat for a long line of guys to come inside the cab and, well, cum inside, this taxi has seen a lot!
So, is the New and Improved Gangbang Club Worth Visiting?
Well, what a difference a year makes! Since my first visit to this wild British gangbang club, I didn’t think there was much to be done to improve what was already a wild experience, but Glen and his friendly team have continued to take the club to new heights.
The private club is a sexually-liberated space open to all respectful guys, girls, couples, and more.
Check out their range of gangbang parties, fetish events, and swinging parties coming up, because each week is heavily active with slutty fun that you don’t want to miss out on! Just be prepared to leave with your balls empty, as it’s pretty much guaranteed!
