Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
The chance to fuck two pornstars in a giant orgy and cover them in cum for the price of a meal in a restaurant sounded like a pipe dream. This month, I was to happily discover it's a reality.
Amongst kinkster circles and various adult communities around the world, there's a well-respected word that is gaining increased notoriety: Whoreuro. But even more intriguing, is the taboo seductress behind Whoreuro: Catherine Duffy. This proud whore has spent the last decade with her legs spread in the seediest corners of Europe.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.
Only a handful of porn cinemas remain across the UK. One of them is located in the Midlands. Known as Adult World Birmingham, it's a medium-sized sex shop in the city centre with a porn theatre attached. I went inside to see what it was like one of the last surviving sex cinemas. Are they still as seedy as back in the day and a den of casual sex? Read on for my no-holes-barred review!
