Crazy Porn Convention Food: The Unique & Uncharted Guide

If you’ve been to a porn convention, you’ll know that it’s an overwhelming, wild, hot, and sticky experience. If you haven’t been to one, what are you doing with your life?

A porn convention is about as close as you can get to the adult industry without being on a porn set and getting your cock or pussy out on camera.

It’s one of the most unique conventions you can find, and people are often curious to know how it all works.

We’ve written tons of material on porn conventions like the notorious Venus Berlin, such as our recent in-depth field report on the event.

“This cheap white bread had two superior brown sausages crammed into its inner regions until it was glowing with a small river of white mayo. Yes, I’m still talking about hotdogs.”

But next, we want to explore a particular niche topic: what kind of unique porn convention food can you get at a hardcore adult expo like Venus Fair, Berlin? 

After all, staying energised is important when you’re spending a day up close and personal with some of the wildest pornstars and fetishists, putting on an intensely personal sexual experience just for you.

So today, we’ll delve into the different kinds of slick, creamy treats and thick meaty rewards you can get your horny hands on at a porn convention!

Dirty Burritos Given The Thumbs Up By a Horny (And Hungry) Mexican Cam Model

For the best part of thirty minutes, I’d watched closely as a 20-year-old live sex cam performer pushed the stretchable limits of her pussy to the limit of an audience of virtual and in-person fans.

As her eyes started to roll, her mouth formed an O-shape, and her petite, toned, and tanned body quivered; her cute pussy erupted all over the red floor below.

This naughty lil’ cam whore was a Latina from Colombia and performing for her BongaCams channel. Just as she came all over herself, she wailed: “ayyyyy, Papi!”

As well as making my dick hard, her performance made me want to devour a soft, hot, and tasty burrito. Yes, I do mean the one leaking sauce between her legs, but I know the rules.

Luckily, there was the option for an actual burrito, thanks to the Berlin Burrito van. I mean, Venus 2022 had a lot of Latina whores present, so it’s only natural to cater to demand.

As I bought one and chowed down, I was soon joined by two Latina webcam models from Mexico and Venezuela, respectively.

As the Mexican girl bit into the soft blend of bread, rice and meat, she did a happy food dance that made her soft tits jiggle widely in the Autumn air.

If that’s not a seal of approval for an authentic burrito, I don’t know what is!

Bad Bratwursts That Inspired a Dominatrix

After watching a thirty-minute live sex show of a jaw-droppingly beautiful pornstar riding a 10″ on stage, one thing went through my mind as the stage lights dimmed: I want a Bratwurst!

Whether you’re a guy or a guy, facing the task of eating a Bratwurst in public without making it look Hypersexualized is difficult.

But at a porn convention, that’s the aim! At least, I think…

In the smoking area, populated by the portion of convention-goers who were equally addicted to nicotine as they were to sex, was an array of food for us to choose from.

The Bratwurst stand, cooked over a traditional charcoal grill by middle-aged German women, looked like the best option.

I handed over €5 for a schlong of German meat. But sadly, it wasn’t one of the most aesthetically pleasing Bratwursts I’ve ever been served.

The bread was fresh, and the meat was well-seasoned but pretty dry. Overall, it pretty much filled the spot. But it could have been presented better and been a little fresher.

On the upside, I was attracting attention from latex and leather-clad smoking women who watched with a mischievous smirk as the bratwurst gradually disappeared down my throat.

One passing woman clad in a Dominatrix outfit even grinned and asked how many of those thick, hot German sausages I could fit down my throat at once.

“Probably two at most!” I laughed, only for her face to turn significantly more serious.

“It would be more than that if you were my slave,” she said ominously, giving me goosebumps and a hard cock simultaneously.

And yes, the table was dirty, so I used a live sex cam company as a clean surface to eat from. Don’t judge me.

Double Penetration Hotdogs Are Iconic Porn Convention Food!

If you’ve never seen a woman get simultaneously fucked in both holes live, you haven’t lived. ISG’s Monika can tell you what it feels like to be impaled between man meat!

At one of the live sex shows at Venus 2022, attendees were given a chance to tick off a sexual bucket list item and watch a busty blonde get both of her holes rearranged at once.

The sight, the primal sexual sounds, and the intense jack-hammered of two overly-stuffed holes were immense. The whole crowd was in awe at this live Porn performance.

But that was far from the only double penetration experience on offer; Venus 2022 even had DP hotdogs for you to buy! Of course, I just had to sample one!

Germans do make a good hotdog. Funnily enough, they’re also really good at double, or even triple penetration.

I mean, just look at the three-pronged fucking involved in Operation Barbarossa! Although, that didn’t work out well for anyone in the end.

“Women who pick at their food hate sex. Women who suck the meat off of lobster claws, and finish dessert are the women who are going to rip your clothes off and come back for seconds.”

Elizabeth Bard

This cheap white bread had two superior brown sausages crammed into its inner regions until it was glowing with a small river of white mayo. Yes, I’m still talking about hotdogs.

Eating it at such a sexually-liberated event was hazardous. Every time I looked up, I seemed to make eye contact with some pervert biting their lip.

It was either the double penetration hotdog or the exposed high-powered cock ring I was wearing. Who knows?

Pussy And Cock Shaped Waffles Brought Back Creampie Cleanup Memories

And after chowing down on burritos with cam sluts and stuffing two sausages down my throat at once, it was time for dessert. Of course, Venus 2022 had me covered.

If you’re a regular reader, you’ll fondly remember my experience of being dared to eat the pussy of a gangbang girl after over ten different guys had cum inside her multiple times.

Well, that sticky memory well and truly resurfaced at this wild porn convention when, outside in the food court/smoking area, a van was selling genitalia-themed waffles.

For a couple of Euro, and reinforcing gender equality, I was given a waffle pussy and a waffle dick to enjoy. Both were tactically layered in sticky white cream.

The dick was designed to look like it was ejaculating, and the well-formed waffle pussy was made to look as though it was leaking a fat creampie.

It was also a great contrast. If you’re uncomfortable with your sexuality and feel people judge you for sucking a cum-squirting waffle dick, just look them in the eye and devour the pussy.

Needless to say, they were pretty damn good! Although, I have to admit, not as tasty as burying your tongue in a real cum-filled pussy, which you can read all about here.

All Of It Was Washed Down With Some Ominous Sex Drinks

Towards the end of the Venus erotic fair, I’d eaten a lot of porn convention food and looked at a lot of pussy that I mostly wasn’t allowed to touch.

Although I’d sucked some very tasty juices off of a pornstar’s dildo, it didn’t exactly quench my thirst. So, what kind of drinks can you get at a porn expo?

Well, this is Germany. So there were many opportunities to sit down and have an ice-cold and well-poured beer. But this adult expo also had some quirky sex drinks on offer.

For example, I saw one particularly alluring drink called… Well, I’m not sure how to read it. This… shit… fucker?

As I read the name of this 3 euro sex drink entombed in a jet black can aloud, I heard somebody behind me exclaim, “excuse me?!” and rightly so!

I’m no consumer slave, but this sex drink showed a big-titted woman sliding her fingers down her panties on the front of the can. So, yeah, I bought one.

Honestly, I have no idea what the hell this drink was. It seemed like an energy drink (possibly alcoholic, but I was already drunk by then, so who the fuck knows?) with some vague sexual aid inside.

I mean, afterwards, I did have a raging hard-on, but I was surrounded by silicone tits, live sex shows, and enough sexually liberated adults to sink a swinging cruise ship.

So the exact source of my lust remains unclear, whether it was this dodgy-looking elixir or the fantastic filth around me. There was also alcoholic pussy-pink slush puppy-style drinks!

But yeah, I decided to go back to classic German beers after that. But not just any beers… I’m talking about beers force-fed to you by German pornstars!

Force-Fed Beers By German Pornstars

Alright, they’re not strictly force-fed. You do volunteer to take part in this. It’s a conventional beer-chugging competition headed by less-than-conventional women.

You drop to your knees and slide a tube (lubed with the spit of a pornstar) into your mouth whilst a gang of sexually promiscuous women cheer you on and feed you beer.

No, this isn’t heaven; it’s just another day at a porn convention. To be fair, it’s not so difficult to chug a beer when you’re eye to eye with a pornstar’s damp cameltoe, is it?

In Summary: Keep Your Energy Up With Fitting Convention Food!

One thing is for sure; this wasn’t your conventional “foodie blog”, was it?

Attending a porn convention like Venus Berlin is enjoyably overwhelming, and you can explore a lot!

It’s also energy-consuming, which means there’s a lot of convention food on offer. Overall, it was a pleasure to see the food fit the theme of the adult expo.

At most conferences and expos I’ve attended, both adult and non-adult, the convention food on offer is generic, tastes the same, and doesn’t diversify to reflect the show itself.

Venus 2022 certainly didn’t have that problem. The food was tasty, creative, and a perfect compliment to the debauchery on display at the expo.

Aside from the Bratwursts, though. You really need to up your game on the Bratwursts. But I’ll be back next year to see what’s improved and what’s new.

Bye for now!

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