You've seen Dusk Till Dawn, right? Remember the "We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, silk pussy!" guy? That's what was running through my head when I saw the smorgasbord of naked whores from around the world as I wanted into the main club area of FKK Artemis.
The formerly well-kept hotel room had been turned into a quagmire of torn lingerie, puddles of cum, and discarded high heels. The smell of sticky, raw sex pulsed through the air like a heartbeat. This creampie gangbang like no other was coming to an end, but the best part was still to come.
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
It’s possible that you may believe there is not much in the way of prostitution or Chinese brothels at all, given the ostensibly puritanical bent of the Chinese government. But behind the doors of karaoke bars, nightclubs and hair salons, ladies of negotiable virtue ply their trade as successfully as any Bangkok go-go girl.