Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
As a sex tourism destination, Thailand needs little introduction and has attracted swatches of sex tourists keen to pay for the tantalizing delights of...
You've seen Dusk Till Dawn, right? Remember the "We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, silk pussy!" guy? That's what was running through my head when I saw the smorgasbord of naked whores from around the world as I wanted into the main club area of FKK Artemis.
A few years back, whilst drinking at a beach bar in the Gambia, I bumped into a chilled-out, confident woman who oozed powerful sexual energy. Her name was Nicole.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.