A Proper West Yorkshire Sex Guide From Brothels to Porn Cinemas

I’m originally from Germany. But a few years ago, I was given the opportunity to work in the British city of Leeds. Now, I’ve been all over the world, but Yorkshire folk were hands down some of the kindest, funniest, and down to earth I’ve ever met.

Equally, they also gave me some sexual memories I’ve cherished forever. Because you see, whilst many people are unaware, this region of England has a lot to offer the sexually open-minded visitor.

“We’ve all heard the saying that ”It’s grim up North!” But the good people of West Yorkshire and their insatiable sexual appetites just prove that stereotype wrong.”

And this is why I thought it was about time to write a comprehensive West Yorkshire sex guide to show you all some of the highlights I discovered during my time there. In today’s article, I’m going to guide you through stuff like:

  • The best places to hangout with Transsexual girls and have casual sex.
  • Ideas for erotic days out to visit some of the last bastions of British porn cinemas.
  • And why Leeds red light district prices are some of the best in the country.

So join me, as we travel across the underbelly of the land of the White Rose in search of its kinkiest gems, naughtiest sluts, and seediest areas. Because this is a proper West Yorkshire Sex Guide!

Old school kinky things to do in West Yorkshire

Old school kinky things to do in West Yorkshire

Whilst you may think that porn cinemas, adult theaters, adult video arcades, or whatever you want to call them, are a bygone relic of the past, you would be wrong! They exist all over Europe and, of course, there’s even one in Yorkshire!

Whilst London was once jam-paced with them, the world of adult cinema in the UK is shrinking fast. But Huddersfield is home to one of Britain’s last surviving porn cinemas and it’s very popular with the kinky community.

The Empire Cinema Club is located on Brooke Street and has a classic sleazy vibe going on. It shows adult movies through the week, holds regular striptease performances, and is often used for group sex by swingers, single guys, and transsexuals.

A massively underrated sexual institution in West Yorkshire and one you should certainly check out if you’re in search of sleazy uninhibited sex combined with some of the best porn ever made in a cinema environment.

You can fuck sluts at regular sex parties held at Isis Quest swingers club in Leeds

You can fuck sluts at regular sex parties held at Isis Quest swingers club in Leeds

Of course, no proper West Yorkshire sex guide would be complete without a cracking swingers club. When it comes to one of the best, look no further than Isis Quest swingers club in Leeds.

This well-established club attracts kinky couples and open-minded singles from across the country. With a DJ, regular erotic events, and a booming clientele, it’s a great place to enjoy some uninhibited sex when in West Yorkshire.

As well as lots of social areas and a bar, this club holds sex parties scattered throughout its various public playrooms, BDSM dungeons, dark rooms, and Gloryhole cabins. There’s something for everyone here.

There’s also a steam room, a jacuzzi, and a sauna to unwind in after some heavy fucking. You can find Isis Quest swingers club at 73a Low Road, Hunslet, Leeds (just behind the nearby Kwik Fit garage).

Leeds red light district prices are some of the cheapest in the UK

Leeds red light district prices are some of the cheapest in the UK

If you’re an avid mongerer who loves the sleazier red-light districts, then the Holbeck area of Leeds may be your ideal place. This designated sex market was set up by the council to isolate sex work into one area.

It’s been controversial but has proved popular with hookers and johns alike. Here, there is an array of women ageing from 21 to mid-60s. They’re either local girls or international. The latter being mostly Eastern European.

This was one of the first legal red-light areas in the UK. It recently earned a spot on our list of the top ten in the UK. You can check it out at the end of this article if you need more erotic inspiration.

Mongerers I’ve spoken to said that prices for sex here are some of the cheapest in the UK, and many of the girls are keen to please. So overall it’s a potential goldmine for sex in West Yorkshire!

Try a sensual and erotic massage in Leeds or beyond!

Try a sensual and erotic massage in Leeds or beyond!

If you prefer a more discreet paid sex experience indoors with some sensual pampering to go with it, then perhaps consider one of the many erotic massage providers in Leeds and elsewhere.

West Yorkshire has an abundance of erotic massage parlours of private masseuse girls who work out of private premises or even do outcalls to you. From tantric to Nuru massage, they’re guaranteed to release stress and drain your balls!

I recommend using backpage ads for private erotic massages. For established massage parlours, here are three of my favourites:

  • The Athena Lounge, Sheffield – Prices starting at £65 for a one-hour GFE, this is a well-run erotic massage parlour with a tantalizing array of girls. Located at 707 Attercliffe Road in the heart of Sheffield’s Red Light District.
  • Angels Massage, Leeds – Open 18 hours a day, this popular erotic massage joint has a line up of stunning girls. The rooms are modern, clean, and very relaxing. You can find it at Millwood House on Pym Street, Leeds.
  • Private Zone, Osset – The Private Zone club strikes a mixture of old school sleaze with a lick of modernity. It’s easy to find, discreet, and with a nice range of female massesues to take care of you. Price bands range from standard service to VIP and it’s fairly affordable.

So if you’re a man who lies to be looked after and have a tight body dripping in oil sliding all over you and your throbbing member until you erupt, then consider a road trip across the erotic massage parlours of West Yorkshire!

Dogging days out in West Yorkshire

Dogging days out in West Yorkshire

The UK is the birthplace of Dogging. This is where couples, singles, and groups congregate in an often remote area to engage in horny, casual sex in the great outdoors. This can be a very rewarding sexual experience, and the fine people of Yorkshire know that!

West Yorkshire is home to an abundance of British Dogging sites. They’re most active at night and on weekends and there’s a lot of fun to be had. Here at my favourite spots for doing it outside in the region:

  • Barnsley – From Sheffield Road to Cudworth Dards car park, there is a lot of Dogging sites in Barsnley and lots of action to be had.
  • Beverley – The charming Yorkshire town of Beverley is home to four different Dogging areas which are often very active.
  • Bridlington – Another West Yorkshire Dogging hotspot is Bridlington. Home to 6 different Dogging locations, you’re bound to find some fun here.

Prior to visiting such a site for the first time, it’s useful to do a bit of research into Dogging etiquette, find out how it all works, when is the best time to go, and what to bring with you. Otherwise, you won’t get the full experience.

Overall, West Yorkshire is full of places to have naughty public sex with open-minded people. For a detailed list of all of the sites in the area, DoggingAction has put together a comprehensive list.

Where do TS escorts in Leeds go to let their hair down?

Where do TS escorts in Leeds go to let their hair down?

I know a lot of our readers have a kink for transsexual girls, and many of you are keen to know TS hookup opportunities. Well, there’s a place in West Yorkshire where many local TS escorts go to let their hair down, have fun, and enjoy casual sex.

These are the many gay saunas dotted around West Yorkshire. From Plastic Ivy in Leeds to the Base Sauna complex, there is a lot to choose from. Whilst primarily for gay, bi, and curious men, many hold dedicated transsexual days throughout the month.

These events attract transsexuals and their admirers from West Yorkshire and further afield. They’re a lot of fun and with a great atmosphere that comes from a combination of social and sex, just like at a swingers club.

These transsexual hookup days are prime time to meet some of the hottest sissies, shemales, and trans sluts in West Yorkshire. Most are looking to relax and enjoy a lot of casual sex in a sauna environment.

In summary, it’s not so ”grim” up North!

We’ve all heard the saying that ”It’s grim up North!” But the good people of West Yorkshire and their insatiable sexual appetites just prove that stereotype wrong. The region of the white rose sure has a lot to offer a horny visitor.

From transsexual dominated days at Gay saunas and some of the last surviving porn cinemas to busy swingers clubs and sensual erotic massage parlours, this part of the UK has something that will quench any sexual appetite.

Combine all of that with friendly locals, stunning scenery, and lots of stuff to see and do, and you have a seriously underrated sex tourism destination in the heart of the UK. And our West Yorkshire sex guide has hopefully shown you how to make the most of it!

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  3. Top 10 Awesome Countries Where Prostitution is Legal

Are you a Yorkshire lad or lass and feel I’ve missed a sexual gem out of this list? Drop a comment below and share your thoughts and I’ll gladly consider adding it to the article.

Karl Majak
Five years ago, Karl quit his job to pursue a full-time career in sex tourism and the adult industry. From adult photography to reporting on sexual institutions around the world, he is fascinated by the world of uninhibited sex and debauchery. From Thailand to Brazil and everywhere in between, there are few sloppy sex scenes that Karl hasn't been balls deep in. Through ISG, he plans to share all the sticky secrets with you.

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