Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
A few years back, whilst drinking at a beach bar in the Gambia, I bumped into a chilled-out, confident woman who oozed powerful sexual energy. Her name was Nicole.
