The Spicy Guide To An Epic Mexico Sex Vacation in 2022

Ay Caramba! Bienvenido a Mexico, one of the world’s hottest and spiciest countries.

But you’re not here for the tacos (unless of the clam variety) or the weather (hot. Just… hot) but for the sexy, sexy señoritas (or señoritos, we don’t judge), and luckily the country is not lacking on that front.

Fierier than a jalapeño pepper and with curves for miles, there’s plenty to like about your average Mexican lady and fortunately plenty of places to find them.

It’s the topic of sex with Mexican girls that we’re going to reveal to you today, and then some! This is the ultimate guide to a spicy Mexico sex vacation!

So join us, gringo, as we take you through everything there is to know about indulging in los placeres carnales (Mexican for “fucking”) in Mexico… 

Is a Mexico Sex Vacation a Good Idea?

Mexico gets a lot of international press, and it ain’t usually good. It’s usually known these days as a hotbed for cartel activity, and bombings, assassinations, kidnappings, torture and countless needless acts of sadism tend to dominate the headlines.

But as with all things, there’s the perception of Mexico, and then there’s the reality of life on the ground there. 

The reality is that yes, cartels are unfortunately a pervasive presence in Mexico. However, cartels are about business first, and that business counts prostitution amongst its interests.

Where there are prostitutes there are clients, and where there are happy clients there’s money.

“not only is prostitution a commonplace occurrence in Mexico, it’s actually legal.”

Simply put: it’s in the best interests of the Mexican cartels to leave tourists and tourist places alone, so you’re unlikely to receive any cartel harassment.

In fact, you’re less likely to be the victim of petty robbery, since the cartels don’t like that either and, well, nobody wants cartel retribution – least of all pickpockets and muggers. 

There are some areas of Mexico it’s best to simply stay away from, sure, but as long as you stick to tourism areas you will, in all likelihood, be perfectly fine. 

What Are Mexican Girls Like?

Mexico is quite a conservative Catholic country, and though this might initially bode poorly for finding ladies of negotiable affection – well, there’s a reason they call it the oldest profession, and there’s a reason you can find it even the most overwhelmingly religious countries.

After all, not even the most religiously puritan countries like Saudi Arabia is devoid of prostitution, and Mexico is no exception. 

In fact, not only is prostitution a commonplace occurrence in Mexico, it’s actually legal.

That’s right, horny gringo – despite its ostensibly conservative society, Mexico is more progressive than its neighbor to the north (though that’s arguably not so difficult).  

“Fiery, passionate and full of verve, an encounter with a skilled Mexican girl will rock your world!”

The legality of Mexican prostitution, coupled with the gregarious nature of Mexican women, means that they are not at all shy.

Mexican girls are straightforward, direct, and honest, and it’s rare you’ll encounter problems with them (unless you yourself are not straightforward, direct and honest). 

As for the looks of Mexican women – well, we’ve all seen Salma Hayek. Not that every single hooker you come across is going to be as picante, of course, but think dark hair, bronzed skin and full figures. 

Mexican women tend to be passionate outside of the bedroom, and it’s no different within. Fiery, passionate and full of verve, an encounter with a skilled Mexican girl will rock your world and leave you wanting another taste of that salsa magic. 

Let Us Introduce You to The 5 Types of Mexican Hookers 

As with any other country, there are various flavors of local ladies with whom to dally. Unlike most other countries, your dalliances don’t have to be furtive and shady (legalized prostitution FTW). 

Note: all prices are in USD.

Mexican Bar/Club Girls

Not dissimilar to certain Asian countries like Vietnam or the Philippines, Mexico has a thriving freelance industry, and those freelancers tend to hang around bars and clubs.

It’s a pretty straightforward process picking them up since it’s actually them who’ll be doing the picking-up. Simply go to a bar/club, look available, and wait for them to come to you. 

Some girls may actually work for the bar you’re in (in which you’ll need to pay a bar fine of about $10) and some may be freelancers.

Depending on how attractive the Mexican bar or club girl in question is, expect to pay between $50-$150. 

Bordello/Brothel Girls

Brothels are plentiful and in open view in Mexico, which makes finding them extremely easy.

A good number of bars and clubs actually have private bedrooms for customers who wish to build la bestia with dos backs, but for the purposes of this entry, we’re talking about the real deal – a dedicated building with a selection of prostitutes. 

A lot of bordellos in Mexico may charge a small entrance fee (less than $5) before you get to the good stuff.

You may be led into a bar area where you can chill out and take your time (perfect for those who don’t like being put on the spot), or you may be given a lineup of bikini-clad girls to choose from (perfect for those who don’t like to waste time on preamble).

Either way, you’ll soon be knocking botas with a sultry siren of your choosing. 

Prices are negotiable with the girl and you should generally tip if you’re satisfied with your service. You should expect to pay from $30-$150, depending on how hot the girl is. 

Streetwalkers

Despite prostitution being perfectly legal in Mexico, you can still find girls on the streets of most Mexican sex vacation destinations.

Bear in mind that the risks associated with streetwalkers are the same in Mexico as anywhere else, and be mindful of your belongings at all times. 

As you might expect, streetwalkers tend to be less attractive than the kinds of girls you’ll get in brothels or bars, but this comes with a commensurately lower price tag.

Some guys just prefer a good meaty quarter-pounder to any number of pricey steaks, and who are we to judge? 

A lady of the night will set you back around $20-$80, and may be even cheaper if you’re just after a quick blowjob.

Note that some will insist upon an hourly-rate love hotel room that is often located very nearby; add $20 to the cost if this is the case. 

Mexican Strippers 

We can only imagine your indignation at our assumption that strippers are sometimes willing to go further than a lapdance, but it is indeed a truism that sí señor, sometimes strippers are up for a little more. 

Nowhere is this truer than in Mexico, where strip joints are basically brothels with a sneak preview.

Even in a strip club that’s supposedly a legit strip club, it’s more than possible that you’ll be able to engage in negocios to get the girl of your dreams back to your room.

In fact, many ‘strip clubs’ will have their own rooms set aside for this very purpose. ¡Dios mio! 

In a higher caliber of place, you may be looking at $80-$150 (depending, as always, upon the hotness of the girl).

If the club doesn’t have its own room, you’ll obviously have to pay for a nearby hourly-rate hotel, though these will often have deals with the club and you should be able to get a deal (around $10). 

Mexican Happy Ending Massage Girls 

If you’re not a big boozer and would like to avoid the freneticism of the club scene, visiting a massage parlor might be your best bet.

They have the added bonus of being a little cheaper than other options – though it’s worth being upfront about what, exactly, you’re looking for before heading to the room. 

Similarly to brothels, you’ll be presented with a line-up of girls, pick one, and relocate to the room for some sexy sleight of hand.

Again: be clear about what you want. The last thing you need is to be in a legitimate massage parlor when all you want is a quick hand shandy. 

The massage itself will run you $15-$20; happy endings may cost another $20 or so, a blowjob $30, and full sex $50-plus. 

5 Best Sex Vacation Hotspots in Mexico 

Mexico is a big country, and as one with a fairly lengthy history of tourism, there is no shortage of places to check out – least of all for sex tourism. Here are the 5 best. 

Tijuana Hookers Are The Stuff of Legend!

A classic sex tourism destination (there’s a reason they’re called ‘Tijuana Bibles’), the Big T is located just across the border from San Diego.

The good news is that this means it’s super easy to get here from the States in less than an hour. The bad news is that there are lots of Americans here. 

Tijuana is possibly the premier destination in Mexico from the States, given how convenient it is, and as such is bursting at the seams with brothels, nightclubs, strip joints, and much more.

Highly recommended for a quick day trip across the border. 

Monterrey is a Higher-End Version of Tijuana

Located not too far from the Texan border, Monterrey will win no prizes as a capital of culture, but many prizes as a capital of smoking hot chiquitas.

Monterrey sports no small number of “strip joints” where you’ll be able to get a girl back to your hotel for a fee.

It’s a little pricier than, say, Tijuana, but the girls are often worth the cost. 

Mexico City Has It All!

The Mexican capital is no quick border hop, located as it is in the south of the country, but it’s a sprawling city with plenty to do and see and plenty of people to do and see. 

Bars, brothels, strip clubs, massage joints, streetwalkers – you name it and Mexico City has got it.

It may not be the flashiest or most scenic spot in Mexico, but it makes up for that with sheer abundance and variety. Definitely, one to check out. 

Cancún is a Haven For Tourists

This beautiful coastal spot is located at the south of the Gulf of Mexico and just across the water from Cuba. 

Cancún is really two Cancúns – the one by the beach where all the Americans go for their all-inclusive package holidays, and the one we’re interested in – downtown Cancún.

Packed with bars and strip joints, it’s pretty easy to find what you’re looking for in no short order. It’s not your traditional sex tourism destination, but that works in its favor, in a way. 

Acapulco is a Must For Transsexual Lovers

Fancy going loco in Acapulco? This longstanding Mexican holiday destination is, similarly to Cancún, a little more subdued when it comes to sexcapades, but that doesn’t mean they’re not there.

Located on the southern coast of the country and overlooking the Pacific, Acapulco is famous for its laidback vibe and vibrant bar scene. 

Prostitution tends to be confined to particular areas of the city, and its strip clubs are, like most strip clubs in the country, peopled by girls whose time is almost always available for purchase.

It also has a sizeable transgender hooker population, if you’re into girls with a little something extra!

5 Unmissable Tips & Advice For Mexico Sex Tourism 

Though prostitution might be legal in Mexico, it still pays to exercise a little common sense – and there are cultural norms to be aware of.

So, here are our 5 pieces of crucial tips and advice for staying safe (and courteous) in Mexico. 

US Dollars Are Widely Accepted 

The official currency in Mexican is the Mexican peso, but this doesn’t mean that you can’t use USD.

As with many countries throughout the world that don’t have the strongest currency, locals will cheerfully accept the US dollar – including hookers.

In fact, many probably prefer it, so don’t be afraid to leave your traveller’s checks at home. 

Try Not To Be The Most Obvious Tourist In The World 

This goes for anywhere, and let’s face it: it’s probably going to be pretty obvious you’re a tourist. Yes, we’re making assumptions here.

But that doesn’t mean that you need to hang a camera around your neck, blithely use your smartphone in public, or flash your fancy American currency around.

Keep valuables inside your jacket, always be aware of your surroundings, and try not to let streetwalkers dictate where it is you’re going for your hookup. Play it smart. 

Tips Are Commonly Expected 

Mexico has, similarly to its northern neighbor, a pretty big tipping culture, and people will think you’re a dickhead if you don’t play ball.

Plenty of small tips are expected for any number of things, including but not limited to hotel cleaners, bartenders, strippers, and, yes, hookers.

Keep plenty of small bills on your person for this; $1 a pop for small things is generally fine Not for hookers, of course, as extras like anal and CIM are worth more than $1. 

Learn Some Basic Spanish 

Nobody expects you to become fluent overnight, but it makes a world of difference to the locals when people try to speak their own language to them.

Learn how to say please (por favor), thank you (gracias), hello (hola) and basic numbers, preferably up to 100 (we’re not writing all those down).

It really will make a considerable difference. 

Strap It Up 

Prostitution is legal in Mexico, and this is unequivocally a good thing. Amongst other things like increased safety for the girls and less exploitation, it means regular health checks for sex workers, which means less herpes and AIDs for you. 

That said: don’t be an idiot. Regular health checks do not 100% guarantee that the Mexican hooker you hook up with is clean.

There are fewer things in life stupider than barebacking a prostitute, and this goes for Mexico as much as anywhere else. Be smart and wrap your dick. 

 FAQs About Mexico

Mexico is a country of wild experiences and a lot of stereotypes. As with all of our international sex guides, we like to bust myths with a solid FAQ section at the end.

Is Mexico in South America?

No, geographically located in North America. However, it’s often classed as Latin American due to being part of the family of countries that speak Spanish and Portuguese.

Do US Citizens Need a Visa For Mexico or Can You Get In and Out of Mexico Without a Passport?

Sadly, the days of passport-free entry for American citizens are over. U.S. citizens must present a valid U.S. passport to enter Mexico.

However, the good news is that you can stay in Mexico visa-free for up to 180 days for business or tourism.

How Many States Does Mexico Have?

According to the official Mexican Government website, Mexico is divided into 32 different states. You can see all of the Mexican states here.

What Is The National Dish of Mexico?

From tacos to burritos, there’s a lot of incredible food to try in Mexico. But the national dish of Mexico, Turkey with Chocolate Chile Sauce (Mole Poblano), is particularly wild!

Is Mexico Safe Or Is It Dangerous?

Overall, the major tourist destinations in Mexico are safe. But there are some regions which are riskier to travel to. Stay up to date with the latest travel regulations if you’re considering travelling to Mexico.

In Conclusion? A Wild Mexican Sex Vacation Awaits You!

Mexico makes a fantastic destination for those into their sex tourism, and we couldn’t rate it more highly.

From the beaches of Acapulco to the seedy zona rosa of Tijuana, there’s something in this fantastic Central American country for everyone.

Check Out Our Other Global Sex Guides!

We sure hope that this Mexico sex guide has prepared you for your trip to this sizzling country. So what are you waiting for? Get loco in Mexico! 

Disclaimer: This article and the contents within it are strictly for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously.

Karl Majak
Five years ago, Karl quit his job to pursue a full-time career in sex tourism and the adult industry. From adult photography to reporting on sexual institutions around the world, he is fascinated by the world of uninhibited sex and debauchery. From Thailand to Brazil and everywhere in between, there are few sloppy sex scenes that Karl hasn't been balls deep in. Through ISG, he plans to share all the sticky secrets with you.

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