"This is what a whore looks like," Michelle grunted through gritted teeth. "When I'm finished, you'll never be an Alpha male again. Your wrecked asshole will be a permanent reminder that a woman made you submit."
The chance to fuck two pornstars in a giant orgy and cover them in cum for the price of a meal in a restaurant sounded like a pipe dream. This month, I was to happily discover it's a reality.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.
Travelling can be exhausting. I'll often clock up serious miles on foot exploring the sex scenes in various cities around the world. As well as a good beer and local cuisine, I often seek out a Nuru Massage near me to wind down after a long day.
Only a handful of porn cinemas remain across the UK. One of them is located in the Midlands. Known as Adult World Birmingham, it's a medium-sized sex shop in the city centre with a porn theatre attached. I went inside to see what it was like one of the last surviving sex cinemas. Are they still as seedy as back in the day and a den of casual sex? Read on for my no-holes-barred review!