The Land of Smiles is renowned for many things, but chief among those things is its status as a premier sex tourism location. Just look at our Ultimate Thai Sex Guide to see what we mean!
From the neon gogo bars of Soi Cowboy to the streetwalkers of Phuket, there’s no shortage of ladies of negotiable affection willing to spend time with you in an hourly-rate hotel.
But sometimes, you want something a bit simpler. Sometimes, all you want is a nice girl who could suck a boiled egg through a hosepipe. That’s when it’s a good idea to make use of one of the country’s many, many Thai blowjob bar establishments.
Without further ado, then: we present our complete guide to getting blown in Thailand.
What’s A Thai Blowjob Bar?
At the risk of stating the obvious: A BJ bar is a bar. One in which you’ll get sucked off.
If that sounds simple and straightforward, it’s because it is simple and straightforward. These places are not shy about what it is they offer, and you’ll have girls falling over themselves to be your friend as soon as you set foot inside.
How Do Blowjob Bars Work?
Blowjob bars couldn’t be simpler and are readily identifiable by the number of nubile young ladies sitting outside attempting to attract clientele. Once you’re inside, it couldn’t be simpler.
As stated above, you won’t need to do anything at all. You’ll be swiftly approached by a young lady (or generally several).
It’s up to you to pick who you like, but you’ll generally be approached by whoever’s turn it is next (as they operate on a rotating system, ensuring that every girl gets a chance to make bank).
Exactly where you get your blowjob depends on how upmarket the BJ bar is and how bashful you are.
”While its neighbors might metaphorically whisper in the clientele’s ears, Dr. BJ’s screams down the street: “Hey, check it out! We’ll put our mouths on your dicks for money!”
– Vice: I Went to a Blowjob Bar in Bangkok, Thailand
If you’re not even marginally shy, you can opt to get noshed off right there in the blow job bar without any privacy whatsoever.
If, on the other hand, you’d like at least a little privacy, you may be taken to a dark booth at the back of the BJ bar or even to a booth that has a curtain (fancy!). Some blow job bars also have private rooms upstairs.
Despite the fact that these bars are colloquially known as blowjob bars, they will often have ‘short-stay’ rooms upstairs where you can have full sex in a private room. This will raise the price, naturally, which we’ll get to shortly.
Where Can I Find Blowjob Bars?
You can find blowjob bars wherever you might find red light districts – which is plenty of places throughout Thailand.
Bangkok has no shortage of blowjob bars, as you might have imagined. Khlong Toei is a good spot for them – despite historically being a slum area, it’s begun to up its game and has a lot of nightlife and blow job bars these days.
It’s here you’ll find most blowjob bars in the city, including places like Wood Bar Bangkok (once called, believe it or not, “Dr. BJ”) and Lolitas Bangkok (where all the BJ girls dress like schoolgirls). Whattana District is a good place for more upmarket places – the Japanese-style 7-Heaven has the hottest BJ girls in the blowjob-bar business but is more expensive.
You can also find plenty of BJ bars in Pattaya. Lolitas also has a branch here (franchised blowjob bars – what a time to be alive) and is easy to find on Soi Buakhao. You can find the same sexily-dressed 18+ schoolgirls as in other branches of Lolitas.
Soi 13/2 (AKA Soi Post Office) is also a great place for BJ bars. The two most noteworthy ones are Kittens, where the girls are young (18+) and hot, and Pump Station 1&2, which is a BJ bar where the girls are… less hot, but prices are lower. The latter blow job bar also has a few ladyboys if that’s your jam. Sorry about the jam comment.
What Kind Of Prices Will I Pay In A Blow Job Bar?
The good news first – Thailand is pretty goddamn cheap by Western standards. As long as you don’t end up caught in some godawful tourist trap, you’re going to be paying under the odds compared to your home country. That includes blowjob bars.
For a blowjob, you can expect to pay about 700 baht – the equivalent of around USD $20. That’s in a standard place, of course – if you go to a classier establishment like 7-Heaven, where the girls are younger (18+) and hotter, then you’re going to be paying a little more. In such establishments, expect to lay out about $35 for a blowjob.
As mentioned, a lot of these places offer sex in private rooms upstairs, as well as the standard suck job. If you’d like to upgrade your Thai blowjob package to the full service, then the price will go up by about 500 baht.
This means in typical BJ bars, you’ll be paying roughly $35 for sex, not including an extra tip if she does a good job in the short-time rooms.
It’s also possible to take a blowjob bar girl back to your hotel, but this will double the price once you’ve taken the girl’s bar fine into account. It will cost between $40-80 depending on the caliber of establishment that you’re frequenting.
The last thing to consider in these places is the price of booze (it’s a bar, after all). Booze is, inevitably, more expensive in a blowjob bar than in a regular one.
Expect to pay about 95-120 baht ($2.75-$3.60) for a beer and 120-150 baht ($2.75-$.435) for the ladies. So, yeah, a blowjob bar isn’t super cheap, but still cheaper than you’re probably paying back home.
It’s Not Hard to Find a BJ Bar in Thailand!
As you’ve seen, there is no shortage of blowjob bars in Thailand – go anywhere you’d find a red light district, and you’ll be practically fighting off comely young women eager to take you in their Thai mouths.
Oh, and if you struggle with the language barrier, then check out our guide on the top Thai phrases every sex tourist needs to know. Although, these girls will struggle to hold a conversation when they have your dick in their throat!
It’s incredible just how open the Thai blowjob bar scene is. 7-Heaven even openly advertises blowjob prices on their website, so you don’t need to worry about getting in any trouble for your extracurricular activities. We’d call it an open secret, except there’s nothing particularly secret about any of it.
With that said, then, it’s time to book your flight to Bangkok and get ready to have your very soul get sucked out of your cock in a Thai blowjob bar*.
*To the author’s knowledge, it’s not actually possible to have your soul sucked out through your cock, but the girls in an average Thai blowjob bar certainly do try!
