Sex tourism is a fantastic way to while away your vacation time. Whether visiting Germany, Czechia, Thailand, the Philippines, or somewhere a little closer...
Whether travelling with my full-time job or on the road researching the sleaziest corners of the world for my world sex guide, I spend a lot of time on the move. But don't worry, I rarely spend a lonely night alone in my hotel rooms.
You've seen Dusk Till Dawn, right? Remember the "We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, silk pussy!" guy? That's what was running through my head when I saw the smorgasbord of naked whores from around the world as I wanted into the main club area of FKK Artemis.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.