Welsh Gangbangs had shown me incredible hospitality. Now, it was time to earn my keep. A sloppy seconds creampie cleanup of epic proportions awaited me.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.