Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
Whether travelling with my full-time job or on the road researching the sleaziest corners of the world for my world sex guide, I spend a lot of time on the move. But don't worry, I rarely spend a lonely night alone in my hotel rooms.
