Scotland. It’s a country with a long, proud, and storied heritage of resistance, national pride, haggis, kilts, New Year’s Eve songs, and Mel Gibson....
Recently, I found myself transferring through the Mediterranean island of Cyprus, where, alongside an impromptu spit roast between the two Greek cocks of some local guys, I found some unlikely sex gift souvenirs to add to my Goon Cave.
Whether travelling with my full-time job or on the road researching the sleaziest corners of the world for my world sex guide, I spend a lot of time on the move. But don't worry, I rarely spend a lonely night alone in my hotel rooms.
Whether it's fucking shemales in a former government lab or getting your cock sucked in a private cinema where the featured flick is hardcore porn, these establishments will give you a range of unique and kinky memories you won't forget!
Welsh Gangbangs had shown me incredible hospitality. Now, it was time to earn my keep. A sloppy seconds creampie cleanup of epic proportions awaited me.
I started the morning with a gun in my face and interrogation from the world's last-surviving KGB secret police force. I was cleaning a nymphomaniac Russian whore's squirt out of my beard after some vodka-fuelled sex by the end of the day.
Going balls deep into a sloppy GILF pussy isn't the only way to bag some porn work as a newcomer. You can use your fingers in more ways than one to make others cum!
