A Horny Nerds Guide to The Best Online Porn Games in 2024

If you’re anything like us, you love a bit of gaming (and online porn games). Whether it’s tearing up the prairie in Red Dead Redemption 2, slaying griffins in the Witcher 3 or just 360 no-scoping noobs on Call of Duty: Modern World War 2 Black Ops Zombie Edition, there’s something out for everyone. 

“But wait a sec,” you may well be saying for all we know, “I, too, love me a bit of porn (and online games). Is there any way I can combine these two activities into one satisfying, sexy, arousing exhilarating package?” 

“A word of warning – this interactive erotic experience is pretty hardcore, and may not appeal to the squeamish fan of porn games.”

Well, my hypothetical reader with oddly specific questions, there sure is. In fact, there is a significant overlap between porn lovers and gamers.

Although sex games have been a thing since the early 80s, and online sex games since the late 90s, it’s in the Year of Our Lord 2022 that online porn games have really come into their own.

Prepare to be dazzled, amazed and aroused by sex games that, if nothing else, have fantastically punny names worthy of any huge PornHub parody… 

The Fister: Wild C*nt  

We are straight out of the gate with a corker, ladies and gents. With a pun like that, one can only imagine the exquisite gameplay on hand.

And given that the Witcher 3 is already pretty explicit sexually, the online developers Lords of Smut have got their hands full making sure The Fister lives up to the hot sexual shenanigans of its source material. 

The Fister sports two erotic modes – story mode, and game mode. Story mode is, effectively, a long cutscene in which the two leading ladies get fucked by our Geralt of Rivia stand-in.

This is a pretty much hands-off (or hands-on, if you catch our drift) experience; if you want a bit more interactivity, you’ll need to use game mode.

In game mode, you can choose camera angles and positions, so it’s more of a customizable experience for your Triss/Yen fantasies. 

The Fister: Wild Cunt looks pretty good considering it’s running in a website window, but sex game aficionados should not go into this expecting the best Unreal Engine 5 quality.  

Red Bed Seduction Is One Of The Leading Wild West Adult Games

Top points again to developers Lords of Smut for a truly outstanding punny title, and for filling a hole (ba-zing) left by the actual Red Dead Redemption 2, which curiously prevented the player from any hanky-panky that was always nothing more explicit than (maybe?) a bubble-bath handjob. 

Red Bed (as we like to call it for short) is actually very similar to Fister: The Wild Cunt. It features both a story and game mode, much like its predecessor and a similar Simon-Says-style mini-game.

In the latter, you need to remember a simple boob-swinging sequence (it makes more sense when you’re doing it except not really) before you get to the good stuff of unlocking good POVs, positions, etc. 

All in all, those looking to fill their (cowboy) boots will find enough great gameplay here to tide them over until the Pornhub website gets around to releasing A Fisting For Dollars

Assassin’s Seed: Orgies 

We’re back with another corker from Lords of Smut; Assassin’s Seed: Orgies differs from the previous two adult games, however, in that it doesn’t have a story or game mode. It just has the option to “play”. 

Playing the game, such as it is, is a relatively brief affair. You need to reach Cleopatra’s palace and, we quote, “fuck her brains out”.

Along the way, you’ll be given the option to keep heading towards Cleopatra’s palace or, conversely, stop to get fucked up by the various guards about town.

It’s actually pretty funny when you die to the guards, as they have amusing names such as “Spartacock” (in Egypt? Hey, these guys are smut pedlars, not historians).

If you’re wanting to get to fucking of the more pleasurable variety, simply click those gates (spoiler alert). 

Once you’ve reached Cleopatra’s palace, it’s time to fuck the “goddess’ (again: not historians) brains out” – choose a camera angle and a POV and watch your assassin, uh, fuck Cleopatra’s brains out. Not literally. 

Sex Emulator Is One Of The Classic Porn Games of 2022

Moving on from the Lords of Smut back catalogue, we come across an online porn game that pretty much does exactly what it says on the tin.  

Sex Emulator is, well, a bit like Weird Science: The Game. You create your “perfect partner” – sorta like character creation in your run-of-the-mill AAA RPG – and then go to town on her with any number of toys you like.

When playing, you’ll be awarded some great opportunities like having her demo her blowjob skills, and get her to pleasure her asshole – the world is pretty much your oyster. 

And what a world. Despite being entirely browser-based (there are no downloads at all), Sex Emulator looks incredible. The character models are highly detailed, move very realistically, and are well-voiced.

Even such oft-overlooked things as hair physics are given consideration, and though it’s not quite photorealistic, it does a very, very reasonable facsimile given it’s all happening in your browser.

Sex Emulator even has an array of movie/TV show characters such as Daenerys Targaryen and Princess Leia for your licentious computer-generated debauchery. 

For the most bang for your buck, you can’t go too wrong with leading porn games like Sex Emulator. 

BDSM Simulator Is One Of The More Extreme Adult Sex Games

Fetish porn is something that is usually underserved by interactive adult sex games. But don’t worry – BDSM Simulator has got your back. 

BDSM enthusiasts will be, uh, enthused to learn that the browser-based BDSM sex game has “sub” (short for “submissive”, for those not into the lingo) and “dom” options.

You can spank and humiliate bound girls/men, and in a rare move for the generally heteronormative adult sex games industry, there’s the option to peg horny male slaves.

There’s something in here for everyone, basically, but a word of warning – this interactive erotic experience is pretty hardcore, and may not appeal to the squeamish fan of porn games.

JerkDolls Is One Of The Most Interactive XXX Games We Played!

In a similar vein to Sex Emulator, JerkDolls is a leading sex game that offers a full, real-time 3D-rendered sex experience that will blow your socks off. 

After signing up for an account, you’ll get full access to several options with this sex game: a mobile app, an in-browser game or a fully downloadable version.

The website option looks pretty good at 1080p, but if you want the real deal when it comes to interactive pleasure you’ll go for the downloadable game, which goes all the way up to 4K. 

JerkDolls’ popular customization options are phenomenal – there are well over 100 customizable features, from boob size to butts right down to your porn star’s nose.

If you’re not in the mood there are a number of pre-gens available to enjoy, including a bunch based on popular porn stars and other celebrities. 

Game of Moans

We return to our erotic friends over at Lords of Smut for this take on that most famous of fantasy franchises. That’s right: Lord of the Rings (Editor’s note: the writer is an idiot)

In Game of Moans, you take control of a huge XXX character called the Mountain (whom we can only assume was modelled on Gandalf) and fight one of three characters – Cersei, Sansa or Daenerys – who seem to be new to the franchise.

After you’ve defeated them, they will lavish you with the gifts traditionally offered up by vanquished martial foes: blowjobs and anal. 

Game of Moans features similar pre-rendered 3D scenes to both Fister and Red Bed Seduction and is well worth a look if you’ve already signed up for an account with Gamerhub (the umbrella site for the Lords of Smut XXX games collection).

Gonwhore calls for aid – and you shall answer! 

XXX Family Stimulation

Sometimes fisting sorceresses, deepthroating queens and fucking the brains out of goddesses [citation needed] isn’t enough.

Sometimes, you need to have accidental shower sex with your horny transgender step-sister. That’s where Family Stimulation comes in.

When playing this erotic online porn game, you can choose from a variety of family members (mother, sister, cousin, babysitter (who we’re not sure is technically a family member)) and go to town, seducing or being seduced by your chosen family member in a variety of locations.

You can choose between being dad or brother, which affects some of the interactions that you’ll have, but generally, either character can fuck any of the female family members.

It goes without saying, of course, if X-rated incest porn isn’t your thing, then you’re unlikely to enjoy Family Stimulation.

But we’re willing to bet, going off PornHub’s front page, that there’s a decent chance you probably are. 

Fukcry 5 

Unusually for online adult games, Fukcry 5 features a few non-sex games. After a pretty funny opening cut-scene, you’ll need to choose between 3 locations to start playing.

At each one, you’ll have a mini-game to complete. This could be shooting terrorists, catching fish or driving a car down the highway at breakneck speeds.

Upon completion of each one, you’ll be rewarded with sex from some voluptuous lady who is presumably super impressed with your fishing/shooting/driving skills. 

After playing and finishing all three mini-games you’ll unlock an online orgy where you get to fuck all three erotic ladies. You can freely switch the POV for this and fill your boots as much as you like. 

2022 Has Been Revolutionary For Online Porn Games!

And there we have it – a collection of the finest online porn games to be found in 2022 including everything from BDSM porn games to erotic adult games of the Wild West variety.

When it comes to free sex games, what a time to be alive! Playing and reviewing all of these leading adult games was a lot of horny fun and a lot of laughs!

Did we miss any great adult games off of our collection? What are your favourites? Be sure to drop us a line and let us know!  

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Disclaimer: This article on the best online porn games available today may contain affiliate links. This means that if you purchase any of the games, services, or products featured in the article, I may receive a commission. However, I have personally tested out each porn game featured in this guide.

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